By Richard Early
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
“Do you have Agmablam comics?”
NOTE: this one’s really obscure, despite being a personal favorite. The customer is looking for the DC/Marvel Amalgam books and manages to blurt out ‘Agmablam’. I love it.
2010 BOX SEALED
So I’ve had this crackpot idea forever to run a sealed box tourney. Each player supplies a booster box, there’s an entry fee, and builds a deck out of what they open. 2010 seemed like the perfect time to go for it for many reasons. It’s a core set, after all. Before you say it, no, we’re not simply trying to sell more boxes. Most players who played were already buying one.
I took part. We needed a guy to make 8 and it looked like a lot of fun. It’s like the ultimate launch party sort of deal. I think there were also about 20 players at FNM (Standard here), so we had a pretty good turnout for the night.
Oh, yeah, the rules (thanks for calling Scott). You open 36 packs, you build 60 card minimum deck, and we’re imposing the 4 copy per card limit.
Anyway, my box. My box was good. Highlights were Ajani and Garruk. Ajani was very tempting. I had the requisite amount of dudes, and Ajani plus dudes is good. I had triple Elite Vanguard, a boat of the soldier +1/+0 and +0/+1 dudes. There was a Planar Cleansing, a Harm’s Way, a Divine Verdict, and 2 Pacifisms. The problem in the end was that without Ajani, the package seems kind of boring. Keep in mind, your normal sealed deck pool has 6 packs. So we’re dealing with six times that much. It becomes quickly apparent that a lot of cards that are good in a normal sealed don’t even come into consideration here. Cards like Divine Verdict or Righteousness, for instance. Basically combat tricky things like Glorious Charge or even Giant Growth.
Then there was my Blue. OK, done with that. Then there was my black. 4 Doom Blades. Yum. It was immediately pointed out by Brian (who gets primary credit for this deck design) that Doom Blade is about the world’s easiest splash, especially when paired with green ramp cards such as Rampant Growth and Borderland Ranger. Not a lot else in the black. Obviously Tendrils of Corruption is powerful, but you really have to commit and this box didn’t have it. When 2 of my black rares were Haunting Echoes, there just weren’t any high end bombs for the color. Rise from the Grave was about it.
OK, red. Oh, red. Let’s see, where should I start? Commons/uncommons? Sure. 3 Lightning Bolt, 2 Fireball. Rares: 1 Earthquake, 1 foil Earthquake, Siege-Gang Commander, Shivan Dragon, and Capricious Efreet. I realized in deck design that even the Efreet, a clear limited powerhouse, just wasn’t good enough. We’re bordering on constructed, and when you can pile in all these higher quality cards the consistency of your deck dictates which cards you can play. Meaning that things with marginal effects become les relevant than in a more limited pool.
So to tie it all together was green. I already loved the green cards. There were 4 Rampant Growth, 2 Borderland Ranger, and 3 Llanowar Elves. There was Garruk, as mentioned, Protean Hydra, and Great Sable Stag. There were some Cudgel Trolls to fill in the blanks, and a couple of Centaur Coursers, too. The big decision at this point though involved our two Overruns. They were in the deck all the way to the final build. It’s a choice between control and aggro. My feeling on keeping them in was that they are just too ‘bomby’. That even though the deck was at 21 creatures, they were still just too good. But in the end, the Rampant Growth style of the deck made it look and act like big mana from standard more than anything else. You want to accelerate early and then just go bomb, bomb, bomb. So Overrun hit the skids as a cut from 38 to 36 cards to accommodate what might have been the right amount of land.
So here’s the decklist:
CREATURES3 LLANOWAR ELVES
4 ELVISH VISIONARY
2 BORDERLAND RANGER
2 CENTAUR COURSER
2 CUDGEL TROLL
1 ELVISH PIPER
2 ACIDIC SLIME
1 PROTEAN HYDRA
1 SEIGE GANG COMMANDER
1 SHIVAN DRAGON
Elvish Piper could be the combat trick nut or bust out the Dragon or the Commander quick. And the type of creatures just didn’t work with the Overrun plan. Yeah, there are Elves and Visionaries, but after that it’s just fat guy fat guy fat guy that don’t need Overrun to break the game open.
SPELLS
3 LIGHTNING BOLT
4 DOOM BLADE
4 RAMPANT GROWTH
2 FIREBALL
2 EARTHQUAKE
Hope you weren’t counting on your creatures winning this game for you ‘cause you’re going to be sad about that.
LAND
4 TERRAMORPHIC EXPANSE
1 DRAGONSKULL SUMMIT
1 ROOTBOUND CRAG
12 FOREST
4 MOUNTAIN
2 SWAMP
The only issue could have been the 4 mountains slightly underpowered the Shivan, but with the two duals and the fact that Shivan is a 5/5 flyer anyway, I’m not too worried about it.
We had to cut cards like Nature’s Spiral and Rise from the Grave that seemed great with Siege Gang and the Acidic dude. But again, the primary power of the deck outweighed the potential utility of those cards. Too much gas.
PLAYING THE GAMES:
ROUND 1: MIRROR (Actually, he didn’t splash for the black, but other than that his deck was better than mine because he had two Ant Queen and could play the Overrun as he chose to go with Howl of the Night Pack)
GAME 1: He’s mana screwed on a keep of Forest, Llanowar. I Bolt the Elf and he never gets back in the game. He states that he kept the hand because it had multiple Fireballs in it, which I am convinced is a terrible decision. No mana + x-spell sounds awful, let alone no mana + 2 x-spells.
GAME 2: Overrun after Howl. Bad for me.
GAME 3: Garruk into Acidic with 3/3 token already in play. Fireball for the win. Oh, I should make it clear that I won since he had Garruk, too. He also had Siege-Gang and Earthquake, but he put the ‘quake in the board, another bad move in my opinion. He was afraid of killing his own guys but never looked at ‘quake as the x-spell finisher it also is.
ROUND 2: W/U and then U/R (The old switch-a-roo)
GAME 1: He plays Elite Vanguard, Soul Warden, and the soldier guy who costs 2W, but never drops a second plains and can’t bring it home. He pacifies my mana ramp dude and Cudgel Troll stops the offense after I’ve Bolted soldier pump guy.
GAME 2: The red is not just a color swap, it’s a completely new deck. I find out after the game that he has 3 Sleep and 4 Mind Control in this thing. Ugh. It’s a slow game for both sides and he eventually steals my Protean Hydra at 5 counters. I chump it with Courser and don’t have the bolt to kill it so at EOT it turns up to 4. He starts to mount fliers but Shivan hits with removal in hand and he can’t top deck a needed second Mind Control.
ROUND 3: U/W/R
GAME 1: He gets stuck on just a couple of lands, and Cudgel Troll beats down pretty quickly. I did correctly play around multiple Harm ’s Ways by not attacking with the two Llanowar Elves in play, but he couldn’t muster an answer to the troll. The game ends with Doom Blade, Lightning Bolt, and Fireball still in hand, and an Earthquake as my next draw.
GAME 2: His land screw is even worse this time. A timely Flashfreeze (a clutch sideboard call against a primarily R/G deck) prevents back-to-back Acidic Slimes from destroying his only two lands. Shivan Dragon makes quick work of the empty board, and the deck goes 3-0!
It felt like an awfully good deck. If anything, more expensive crap would have been good. I know there was an Enormous Baloth or two in the pool so maybe they should have gone in.
I highly recommend you play box sealed sometime in your life. I would stick to a core set or the first set of a block, I think. Conflux box sealed doesn’t sound so great to me. Can you imagine Alrara Reborn? We’ll definitely try the event again in the future. 8 players was a huge success considering the cost involved. Mad props to all you who played.
NEXT?
I always try to close out with this but I realize that I have nothing to promote because of the free form nature of my blog. I don’t know what’s next.
I did see Bruno this week. Eh. Not as good as his last picture, but a solid comedy. A little too staged and less free feeling. Lots of shock value, some worked some didn’t But I did laugh quite a bit.