Friday, November 6, 2009
New Website, New Blog
Thursday, October 1, 2009
STUFF & THINGS 12
ZEN AND THE ART OF SUPPLY AND DEMAND
I’m back on track and have lots more MTG stories. I’d like to blog about past set releases but this one turned into all Zendikar so maybe next time, kids.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
STUFF & THINGS 11
By Richard J. Early
So, last night I’m reading my comics and several things occurred to me. Luckily, I have this blog to blather about them.
Well, if you were sick of Star Trek, you got something new.
Saturday, August 22, 2009
STUFF & THINGS 10
By Richard Early
NEW TITLE IDEAS
Instead of a quote of the week, I’m making a request. I need a better title for this blog. Please help.
Well, if you didn’t like last week’s blog, you won’t like this one. I’m going to review the Trek movies following up my review of the various series.
Even as a kid, I kind of liked this when a lot of my friends did not. It’s far more science fiction than Star Wars and that’s not what fans wanted. But it’s reintroduction of the original cast couldn’t have been done much differently. The movie captures the spirit of the original series but tries to broaden the character’s horizons. We see Spock on Vulcan and Kirk on Earth. We get conflict with new characters. In some ways, it’s not unlike “The Cage” in that respect, or “Where No One Has Gone Before”. There is a newer version with cleaned up visuals that’s pretty good.
Look, I’m not going to review this movie. What could I say that hasn’t been said? I just want to address the fact that there are fans out there who don’t consider this the best Trek film. In particular, I’m talking about you First Contact guys. I’ve got news for you. There would be no First Contact without Khan. In fact, there would be no franchise without Khan. Why? Because Nicholas Meyer and company actually did something fresh. Sure, they mined the original series for a villain, but after that they set in motion a new kind of story for Trek. We get character development on an unprecedented level. We get a more serious universe, not quite dark, but very dangerous. And we get a central theme about life and death that again is the sort of story that makes science fiction great. Plus, Spock’s death at the end of this film (spoiler) is fresh at the time the movie is released (1982). Now a story climaxing in character sacrifice seems trite. But Khan and Empire Strikes Back set the stereotype in motion. I could go on for blogs about this movie and maybe I will, but we have to move on.
An OK flick. I wish the franchise had not felt the need to immediately bring Spock back. I would have liked to see at least one movie without him. They could have really developed Kirk’s character by taking away one of his pillars, but they went right to the well. I think my big dislike in this movie is protomatter, the plot McGuffin to explain how things went wrong with Genesis. David, Kirk’s son, used an experimental substance called protomatter to make Genesis work. That just doesn’t work for me. It seems implausible since he was not working on Genesis alone and although we know he’s a hot head in the previous film, I just don’t buy his motive or opportunity. I don’t care for the unstable Genesis planet that is created. Sure, Genesis rewrites existing matter into a livable world, but how does it create different climates? Aren’t climates going to be based on the poles, the tides, and the sun? It’s bad science and thus an incredible story. Anyway, a flawed film with good things in it. Love the ending on Vulcan.
One of my favorites. Those of you who hate it usually do so because there aren’t any space battles. But there is ship-to-ship combat between the Klingon Bird of Prey and a 20th century whaling vessel. Anyway, remember, sci-fi doesn’t mean sci-action. This is a message movie done well. It’s ultimately about the extinction of humped back whales but with the fate of the world on the line. The time travel element is brilliant because the actions in the present are shown to have consequences in the future. A great lesson. Modern earth seems like an alien world from the perspective of Kirk and crew which is a brilliant twist. Customs and cultures that are every day to us are foreign to members of our own race who visit from a different time. This movie reintegrates Spock in the same way I would have thought a movie without him could have served Kirk’s character. Good film. Fun.
Ugh. Unnecessary. Self-serving. All I really want to point out is how silly the central character development is. See, this movie tries to tell us that our characters, and therefore us, are shaped and defined by one single event in our past. But that’s just not true. Even in Khan, Kirk evolves as a character from where he starts the movie but is not solely defined from that point on by the events of the film. It’s just bad story telling. Shatner was allowed to direct this movie and the franchise paid the price. Sorry, Shatner. I never, ever meant to say anything bad about you.
A movie most like more than I do. We’re back to allegory sci-fi which is great, but it’s too heavy handed here. The movie is about the fall of the Soviet Empire after
Here’s where it all starts going wrong for me. This movie just sucks. And I hate to say it Next Gen fans, but I think this movie starts to reveal the underlying problems with your guys. See unlike TOS, TNG’s characters are just vanilla and obvious. Only Data and Worf have any real potential, but with Worf already mined to death in two TV series and in this movie, Data is ruined irrevocably with the emotion chip. The overall problem is that the characters in TNG are not based on any archetypes that matter. In TOS, McCoy is emotion and Spock is logic and they battle in Kirk’s conscience for superiority. In TNG, you just have a bunch of stereotypes who fight for screen time. A little harsh, but not far off. It’s why the TNG movies aren’t very good for the most part. This is one of the worst. The Kirk stuff is awful. And the time travel stuff is more awful. So, you have a chance to stop the villain and you can control going back in time to do so. Would you A. go to the moment the villain is about to strike or B. go to a point where the villain is helpless. This movie picks A. Did you? Plus, Kirk is reduced from being at all serious to a complete humorous characterization of himself, complete with the last words “It was fun” and lines like “The odds are against us and the situation is dire – sounds like fun”. I really don’t like this movie.
Here’s my Simpsons reference for the day: I call the movie “Blirst Contact”. Brownie points if you know why. Let’s see, I hate the Borg Queen. A lot. She doesn’t make any sense based on our prior understanding of the Borg and the fact that the Borg have been around for over six years at this point and we’ve never even had a hint of her existence caps it off for me. Previously, Borg ships were sterile. Yet now they convert the
Not much to say. It’s a two hour TV episode for some reason made into a movie. I don’t get it. Mediocre at best. The main aliens are a race of people who claim to be non violent. They will not take up arms to defend themselves. We’re supposed to find this morally impressive. Yet they are more than willing to let the TNG crew take up arms on their behalf. This seems more than a bit hypocritical to me and is a big problem with the movie.
What can you even say about this thing? It’s bad. The actors and creators have sunk to the very bottom of the derivative tank. Anything that was ever fresh or exciting about TNG is gone, replaced by junior high school nature vs. nurture philosophizing and self-serving action sequences. I think it’s good that this part of the franchise has come to a close. When you have Star Trek dune buggies, you’ve run out of ideas. Oh, plus the Data sacrifice is a total rip off of the Spock sacrifice in Khan. He dies saving the crew but downloads his memories into a new android similar to Spock moving his katra to McCoy to later be reintegrated into a new body. Ugh. It was the only Trek movie I had only seen once until I was dumb enough to rent it again.
I’m going to hold my review of the reboot movie from this year because we’ve gone pretty long here and I’ve got lots to say about the new one.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
STUFF & THINGS 9
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
“Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!” (add echo on your own!)
I AM SUCH A SUCKER
For whatever reason, I just can’t say no to Star Trek. Ever. Since the time I was about five years old and saw my first Trek rerun (no, I’m not quite old enough to have seen them first run, thank goodness), all the way to the new movie, I just can’t say no.
It’s not that I like all Trek. I think at least about half of any Trek thing ever is terrible. But does that stop me? No. The point of thsi little commentary is that I recently decided to Netflix my way through Star Trek Enterprise Season 4, the only season of Trek TV I just couldn’t bear to watch. But despite that wise decision, it only took about four years for me to change my mind and buckle. So here I am.
For some reason, I am compelled to give my opinion of everything Trek in this blog. I’ll keep it short, but I’m going to hit everything. Let’s go TV first, movies second and generally in order of air dates. I don’t know why anyone would care what I think about Trek, but let’s do it anyway.
STAR TREK THE ORIGINAL SERIES
Without a doubt, my favorite Trek. Small budgets and poor effects of the era forced the writers to actually develop stories. I’m sure they had no idea what they had created and it was one of those rare occasions where the cast just happens to exceed any expectation. Many episodes were metaphoric, themed to deal with social issues or philosophical conflicts. Something more was at stake than simply the survival of the Enterprise crew. Ideas meant something. And generally Kirk and company did the right thing under the circumstances. Kirk was a maverick, willing to take on any challenge. And while he was fiercely loyal to the Federation, he was willing to bend its rules. I think this cowboy character type really connected with me as I grew up. I am a big believer in good is good and bad is bad. Unlike many fans, I like a more pure hero. I don’t need the hero to never waver or never be tempted; I just don’t want them to be dark or silly. Oh, and Kirk is the best captain ever, sorry Picard guys. Plus I can choose Spock and McCoy vs. Riker and Crusher. Yep, that’s easy, too.
STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION
I loved the show when it was on. This series meant an awful lot to me. It came along at a time where there just wasn’t much sci-fi on TV. I remember when it started you could watch Superboy at 5:30 and Next Gen at 6 every Saturday. No matter how bad Next Gen was Superboy made it look awesome. All in all, this is a landmark series. But in retrospect, it is a series that does not hold up much for me. I have come t believe that there are very few ‘great’ episodes and less ‘good’ episodes than you would ever believe. Early in the series, they are committed to Rodenberry’s futuristic utopia and there is absolutely no character conflict. The deepest conflict that ever develops is the Worf stuff, which is basically strong. But I think this hurt the show. Again, I don’t want to see people at each other’s throats, but there have to be conflicts to make things more compelling. On the flip side, I do like the fact that the show is often about a group of smart, heroic characters working to solve problems. That’s when the show works well. The classic Borg cliffhanger “The Best of Both Worlds” is without a doubt one of my favorite TV sci-fi stories. I am quite sure this episode defines the series for most fans, and rightly so. I also really admire episodes like “The Inner Light” and “Yesterday’s Enterprise”, episodes I could write entire blogs about. So, the point is, it’s a flawed series that is not my favorite of the franchise. Oh, and Kirk still kicks Picard’s ass. Don’t forget.
STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE
Now here’s a series I like. Conflict, genuine conflict, story arcs, continuity. Yeah. I was into this show from the start, long before most fans accepted it. I like the fact that the station is part Federation, part Bajoran It gave them so much to work with. Plus, the doorway to the Alpha quadrant always allowed an alien to appear at the station or the crew to go exploring. The show really had the best of all sci-fi elements in it. The Dominion was a great villain, and tying them to Odo created endless conflict for our favorite shape shifter. Sisko evolved from an uncertain Commander to a champion Captain and even had to take on cosmic responsibilities. Sisko’s interaction with the Wormhole aliens was never my favorite element, but I think at times it worked. All in all, a strong series, better than Next Gen but no TOS. Oh, and Kirk is waaaaaay cooler than Sisko and still kicking Picard’s ass.
STAR TREK: VOYAGER
Originally, I hated this series. Most of the reasons are still valid and I wouldn’t really back off on. But for some reason, I have developed a fondness for this show, despite many, many inexcusably bad episodes. Throw out season one and two and seven, and this is a respectable series. I think the thing is that I have developed a fondness for most of the cast. I actually warmed up to Janeway when she becomes more of a mother to Seven of Nine than the Uber-Captain from the beginning of the show. Early on, it was obvious they wanted to shove her in your face to show you how strong a female captain could be. There was just too much of that. Once they settled down, it was better. Plus, I like the fact that she becomes the embodiment of the Federation: the flag bearer for civilization, and the steady, unwavering force that holds everyone together in the face of impossible odds. I love Robert Picardo as the holographic doctor. He’s priceless. He’s Gregory Hose as a hologram. Sweet. Paris sucks, Tuvok sucks more, and Harry Kim is one of my least favorite Trek characters of al time. The guy who played Kim always had this look on his face like he was struggling to remember his lines. He would roll his eye and bite his lip and I can just picture him struggling with all his might to say “Bridge to Janeway” and not “Engineering to Paris”. That, or he looked like he needed to take a big dump. Either way. The early villains in the series were terrible but continuity developed once they introduced the Borg. There’s a great two part story where Seven’s parents are seen in flashback developing technology to deal with the Borg and then in the present, Janeway must use that tech to rescue Seven. The parallel there is fantastic and it reinforces Janeway as mother figure once again. Anyway, a very flawed series, probably not as good as Next Gen. Oh, and Kirk? Wouldn’t bother to bag Janeway, still cooler than Sisko, and still kicking Picard’s ass.
STAR TREK ENTERPRISE
A big pile of crap, for the most part. The only Trek series cancelled after four seasons since TOS got canned in 2.5. Mostly awful cast, especially the guy who played Ensign Mayweather who I am quite sure had never acted before. In fact, I question whether or not he was aware that there was a profession in which people pretended to be other people and that it was called acting. I think it’s obvious that the creators of the show knew that too, as this character was by far the most underdeveloped dude on the series. The thing the show did well was define some interesting roles on a ship that we haven’t seen before. We got a translator because we dumped the technology that translated. Smart. Dynamic. Convention breaking to some degree. We got a weapons dude and an armory. Also pretty smart. The show was at its best when developing famous Trek races that had never been explored much. The Andoreans in particular, but also the Tholians, the Orions, and the Telerites. The show was at its worst when dealing with temporal cold wars and upgrading it’s tech. The whole point of the series was that they were lower tech than anything we had seen before. So I never understood why we quickly introduced phasers and shields, things it would have been interesting to force them to deal without. I never liked the phase pistol weapons, either. Plus, I thought it was silly that the Transporter is established as a new, quasi-dangerous tech in the pilot, but within the episodes it is used just like any other Trek transporter. Oh, and Kirk vs. Archer? I’m laughing. And he still wouldn’t bag Janeway, still cooler than Sisko, and still kicking Picard’s ass.
We’re going too long. Look for part two on the movies some other time. The point is I love Trek so much and it so rarely loves me back.
NEXT, PLEASE
See you all soon. Thanks for your feedback so far. Sorry this one probably bored most of you to death.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
STUFF & THINGS 8
By Richard Early
DOWNTOWN
For the first time, I realized recently how much downtown has changed. I think this realization is not because I haven’t been paying attention, but because it is only recently the change has sunk in.
Thinking back to 1993 when I opened Paradox, our building and our block were very different. I used to get my hair cut by a guy who rented from the
In the spot we currently have, there was a gal who ran a second hand clothing store. For years after she was gone and we moved in, people kept coming in looking for her. Next to us in the building was an investment company. Across the alley was an antique store. The Lark Theatre was closed and had yet to become the Cinema Grill. Straus clothing was still on Broadway and
Not one thing I just listed off is still around. Except me, of course. Paradox has taken over the old investment company. The barber sold his business to a gal who since moved outt and that spot has been empty except for a few years when a second hand dealer was in there. The antique store moved to Broadway and became the Antique Mall and their space has become many things. The basement part is the Red Raven and the upstairs has seen many businesses come and go.
And of course, the granddaddy of them all. The Lark theatre became the Cinema Grill became the
Downtown
When I opened, there was actually a lot of college aged people who lived in downtown. As time went by, this seemed to shift out to the West Acres area and I saw less and less foot traffic. Being destination, I didn’t really sense an effect. But it’s become a stark contrast to today’s downtown.
Then in the early to mid 2000s, this movement to revitalize downtown began in earnest. Moving in NDSU and offering tax breaks through a Renaissance Zone were the two big incentives. Well, it’s worked like crazy. I admit to a great degree of skepticism. I firmly believe that using tax incentives and other devices to drive development is a redirection of productive resources to an unproductive use. It’s simple. If downtown was good for business, it would have shown that on it’s own without the incentives. Does West Acres need revitalization? Does
Anyway, there’s an old economic principle I always liked. It says that you can’t see what doesn’t exist, you can only see what does. So here we are. What exists? A downtown that has an unprecedented amount of people roaming around, living here, and working here. It’s crazy. If you haven’t checked it out, walk up and down Broadway and you’ll see. I just realized I never even mentioned the big Hotel Donaldson project, the Silver Moon restaurant, or the expansion of the Fargo Theatre.
What’s next? Who knows? I do note that so far I haven’t seen any businesses lined up for the main floor of this new building across the street. I actually know that they have approached existing businesses in the area about moving in and have been turned down due to cost. I am primarily curious to see what happens when the political will to develop some other part of town or rebuild the Fargodome or something along those lines means the end of the incentives downtown. It may be that things are set for a long run but eventually the area will begin to degrade. It might be 20 years. It might be 100. I don’t know. But I’m willing to bet it will happen.
What’s stayed the same? Paradox, sort of. I wouldn’t say we’re the same by any stretch. Much like the area around me, my store has gone through revitalization after dry period to revitialization. It’s a cycle. Hey, when we opened, we sold movie cards and Marvel super hero trading cards. When we opened, there was no such thing as Magic: the Gathering. The comic boom of the 1990s was still happening. We had no game room. We sold back issue comics. There was barely a concept of a trade paperback. There was no internet, not like today. There were no cell phones, not like today. I didn’t even have a computer when I opened. Actually, I didn’t even have a cash register, but that’s another story. I taped cool back issues to the wall for display and used a card table for a new comic rack. I didn’t carry board games or Dungeons and Dragons or miniatures or dice or Warhammer or sell pop and candy. Boy, when you read over that list, you really wonder what my plan was back then. You wonder how we got here.
I’ll tell you this. It didn’t happen through tax incentives and grants. I opened with no money and have never really had any. The only real financial investments have come from me, either in the form of working for free or investing my life’s savings – both cash and collectible. It’s happened here because of you guys, because of customers. You kept Paradox alive and have allowed me to grow it. That, in my opinion, is the only true, sustainable way for business to succeed. That’s why I’m dubious about the ultimate long term success of downtown
NEXT, PLEASE
Hey, if you’ve been in
What’s on tap for me this week? In store, we’re starting to work hard to get ready for all the big stuff happening this fall. We just had a store meeting to plan out our plans. My free time is going to be season four of Enterprise, season two of Mad Men, and I’m really looking forward to next Friday night –the first preseason football game for the Purple!
Friday, July 31, 2009
STUFF & THINGS 7
By Richard Early
“I went to use your phone but figured out it was the pop machine.”
I know that I have broken the streak. I know some of you will point that out rather mercilessly. But sometimes you just gotta do it. I went on vacation last Thursday and was gone until Monday. I originally intended to post a blog on Monday but that plan never came to fruition. So here we are.
I went to
I went with my two younger brothers. Many of you know them. Alex works here and is distinguishable by the distinct hair. My middle brother Nick is, well, he just is. That’s not a topic for one blog. It would be like a year long series. Anyway, we also met one of our cousins, Adam Mills. Adam and Nick are the same age, 25, and our other cousin, Adam’s sister Katie, is the same age as Alex, 20. They were all very close as kids in part because of their ages. I’m the old guy, 39, with no such matching relative.
4 days is our longest trip to
We screwed up one major thing. We tried to go to the zoo on Saturday.
Well, while we were there Friday afternoon, the air show was just starting up. So the Blue Angels were performing. That was pretty cool. They put on quite a show over the whole down, but buzzed the park quite a bit so we got some pretty close up action. The show must have lasted at least an hour.
OK, this is probably really boring. The point is I got out of the store for 4 days which is a pretty major accomplishment for me. I’m a big routine guy. Too big. I like my own bed and my own stuff and get a lot of anxiety about going on trips. As many of you know and have pointed out, I spend way too much time at the shop. Which is true.
Now that it’s over, I hope I never utter that name again. Don’t get me wrong, I was driving the bandwagon to get him here. But I think you have to realize that it was never about Brett Favre. It was about how awful our current quarterbacks are. I know plenty of people, 2 in particular, who were threatening to boycott the team for the season if Favre was the quarterback. First of all, I don’t believe them, and secondly, that’s just stupid. I don’t believe for one second that given the option to win football games or lose football games, you would choose to lose them. Give me a break.
It is true that Favre’s stats have declined the last quarter of every season for 3-4 years. I was hoping that AP would help with that problem and envisioned Favre throwing 20-25 passes rather than 35-40.
It would have been one of the great sports stories of all time. Probably the biggest here in
Last thing on the Vikings. My cousin Adam lives in
We would have beaten the Eagles in the home playoff game last year if our QB didn’t suck so badly. To the day, I have no idea why Gus wasn’t put in that game.
I could go on forever on Viking football so I better stop. My whole point here is that Favre would have been exhilarating for the fans, the team, and the franchise. I have to wonder right now where Childress will be in a year. I have to wonder whether the team will get a stadium with the terrible ticket sales they will probably now endure. And I have to wonder if that long-standing talk of moving the franchise out of here might not be more real than ever. The Wilfes have spent money on players and tried to bring Favre here as the centerpiece of a veteran team. Their stadium efforts have been rebuffed time and time again from their original development plans north of the Twin Cities to refurbishing the Metrodome. Obviously, the economics in
We’re back in action and I’ll keep you up to date.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
STUFF & THINGS 7
By Richard Early
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
“Do you have Agmablam comics?”
NOTE: this one’s really obscure, despite being a personal favorite. The customer is looking for the DC/Marvel Amalgam books and manages to blurt out ‘Agmablam’. I love it.
2010 BOX SEALED
So I’ve had this crackpot idea forever to run a sealed box tourney. Each player supplies a booster box, there’s an entry fee, and builds a deck out of what they open. 2010 seemed like the perfect time to go for it for many reasons. It’s a core set, after all. Before you say it, no, we’re not simply trying to sell more boxes. Most players who played were already buying one.
I took part. We needed a guy to make 8 and it looked like a lot of fun. It’s like the ultimate launch party sort of deal. I think there were also about 20 players at FNM (Standard here), so we had a pretty good turnout for the night.
Oh, yeah, the rules (thanks for calling Scott). You open 36 packs, you build 60 card minimum deck, and we’re imposing the 4 copy per card limit.
Anyway, my box. My box was good. Highlights were Ajani and Garruk. Ajani was very tempting. I had the requisite amount of dudes, and Ajani plus dudes is good. I had triple Elite Vanguard, a boat of the soldier +1/+0 and +0/+1 dudes. There was a Planar Cleansing, a Harm’s Way, a Divine Verdict, and 2 Pacifisms. The problem in the end was that without Ajani, the package seems kind of boring. Keep in mind, your normal sealed deck pool has 6 packs. So we’re dealing with six times that much. It becomes quickly apparent that a lot of cards that are good in a normal sealed don’t even come into consideration here. Cards like Divine Verdict or Righteousness, for instance. Basically combat tricky things like Glorious Charge or even Giant Growth.
Then there was my Blue. OK, done with that. Then there was my black. 4 Doom Blades. Yum. It was immediately pointed out by Brian (who gets primary credit for this deck design) that Doom Blade is about the world’s easiest splash, especially when paired with green ramp cards such as Rampant Growth and Borderland Ranger. Not a lot else in the black. Obviously Tendrils of Corruption is powerful, but you really have to commit and this box didn’t have it. When 2 of my black rares were Haunting Echoes, there just weren’t any high end bombs for the color. Rise from the Grave was about it.
OK, red. Oh, red. Let’s see, where should I start? Commons/uncommons? Sure. 3 Lightning Bolt, 2 Fireball. Rares: 1 Earthquake, 1 foil Earthquake, Siege-Gang Commander, Shivan Dragon, and Capricious Efreet. I realized in deck design that even the Efreet, a clear limited powerhouse, just wasn’t good enough. We’re bordering on constructed, and when you can pile in all these higher quality cards the consistency of your deck dictates which cards you can play. Meaning that things with marginal effects become les relevant than in a more limited pool.
So to tie it all together was green. I already loved the green cards. There were 4 Rampant Growth, 2 Borderland Ranger, and 3 Llanowar Elves. There was Garruk, as mentioned, Protean Hydra, and Great Sable Stag. There were some Cudgel Trolls to fill in the blanks, and a couple of Centaur Coursers, too. The big decision at this point though involved our two Overruns. They were in the deck all the way to the final build. It’s a choice between control and aggro. My feeling on keeping them in was that they are just too ‘bomby’. That even though the deck was at 21 creatures, they were still just too good. But in the end, the Rampant Growth style of the deck made it look and act like big mana from standard more than anything else. You want to accelerate early and then just go bomb, bomb, bomb. So Overrun hit the skids as a cut from 38 to 36 cards to accommodate what might have been the right amount of land.
So here’s the decklist:
CREATURES3 LLANOWAR ELVES
4 ELVISH VISIONARY
2 BORDERLAND RANGER
2 CENTAUR COURSER
2 CUDGEL TROLL
1 ELVISH PIPER
2 ACIDIC SLIME
1 PROTEAN HYDRA
1 SEIGE GANG COMMANDER
1 SHIVAN DRAGON
Elvish Piper could be the combat trick nut or bust out the Dragon or the Commander quick. And the type of creatures just didn’t work with the Overrun plan. Yeah, there are Elves and Visionaries, but after that it’s just fat guy fat guy fat guy that don’t need Overrun to break the game open.
SPELLS
3 LIGHTNING BOLT
4 DOOM BLADE
4 RAMPANT GROWTH
2 FIREBALL
2 EARTHQUAKE
Hope you weren’t counting on your creatures winning this game for you ‘cause you’re going to be sad about that.
LAND
4 TERRAMORPHIC EXPANSE
1 DRAGONSKULL
1 ROOTBOUND CRAG
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4 MOUNTAIN
2 SWAMP
The only issue could have been the 4 mountains slightly underpowered the Shivan, but with the two duals and the fact that Shivan is a 5/5 flyer anyway, I’m not too worried about it.
We had to cut cards like Nature’s Spiral and Rise from the Grave that seemed great with Siege Gang and the Acidic dude. But again, the primary power of the deck outweighed the potential utility of those cards. Too much gas.
PLAYING THE GAMES:
ROUND 1: MIRROR (Actually, he didn’t splash for the black, but other than that his deck was better than mine because he had two Ant Queen and could play the Overrun as he chose to go with Howl of the Night Pack)
GAME 1: He’s mana screwed on a keep of
GAME 2: Overrun after Howl. Bad for me.
GAME 3: Garruk into Acidic with 3/3 token already in play. Fireball for the win. Oh, I should make it clear that I won since he had Garruk, too. He also had Siege-Gang and Earthquake, but he put the ‘quake in the board, another bad move in my opinion. He was afraid of killing his own guys but never looked at ‘quake as the x-spell finisher it also is.
ROUND 2: W/U and then U/R (The old switch-a-roo)
GAME 1: He plays Elite Vanguard, Soul Warden, and the soldier guy who costs 2W, but never drops a second plains and can’t bring it home. He pacifies my mana ramp dude and Cudgel Troll stops the offense after I’ve Bolted soldier pump guy.
GAME 2: The red is not just a color swap, it’s a completely new deck. I find out after the game that he has 3 Sleep and 4 Mind Control in this thing. Ugh. It’s a slow game for both sides and he eventually steals my Protean Hydra at 5 counters. I chump it with Courser and don’t have the bolt to kill it so at EOT it turns up to 4. He starts to mount fliers but Shivan hits with removal in hand and he can’t top deck a needed second Mind Control.
ROUND 3: U/W/R
GAME 1: He gets stuck on just a couple of lands, and Cudgel Troll beats down pretty quickly. I did correctly play around multiple Harm ’s Ways by not attacking with the two Llanowar Elves in play, but he couldn’t muster an answer to the troll. The game ends with Doom Blade, Lightning Bolt, and Fireball still in hand, and an Earthquake as my next draw.
GAME 2: His land screw is even worse this time. A timely Flashfreeze (a clutch sideboard call against a primarily R/G deck) prevents back-to-back Acidic Slimes from destroying his only two lands. Shivan Dragon makes quick work of the empty board, and the deck goes 3-0!
It felt like an awfully good deck. If anything, more expensive crap would have been good. I know there was an Enormous Baloth or two in the pool so maybe they should have gone in.
I highly recommend you play box sealed sometime in your life. I would stick to a core set or the first set of a block, I think. Conflux box sealed doesn’t sound so great to me. Can you imagine Alrara Reborn? We’ll definitely try the event again in the future. 8 players was a huge success considering the cost involved. Mad props to all you who played.
NEXT?
I always try to close out with this but I realize that I have nothing to promote because of the free form nature of my blog. I don’t know what’s next.
I did see Bruno this week. Eh. Not as good as his last picture, but a solid comedy. A little too staged and less free feeling. Lots of shock value, some worked some didn’t But I did laugh quite a bit.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
STUFF & THINGS 6
By Richard Early
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
“It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught.”
NOTE: If it’s not illegal, why would someone be trying to catch you?
GROWING UP MARVEL
I got into comics through school and Battlestar Galactica. I got a subscription to Marvel’s BSG comic series in about 1978 or so at the ripe age of 8 or 9. Then it was the Micronauts. Oh, I love the Micronauts. Then it was Spider-Man. And then it was the X-Men.
The X-Men had a crossover with the Micronauts or I never would have heard of them. That’s why Marvel does things like Transformers/ Avengers, by the way. It’s not because they’re good, it’s because they want to market their characters with a big property. Anyway, that crossover clued me in to the fact that there was a larger world out there than just what I was reading.
Those who don’t read comics need a little assist here. See, Marvel Comics has what’s known as the Marvel Universe, just as DC Comics has the DC Universe. Any book set in the Marvel Universe is in continuity with every other book under that banner. So when I first realized that something that transpired in a Thor comic might affect the X-Men or Spider-Man, my young mind was overwhelmed. The concept of such a fictional realm was amazing. Imagine if all TV shows on Fox or ABC or wherever were interconnected. The guys on Fringe might end up under care of Dr. Greg House. Or maybe a Doll could be programmed to enter American Idol. Crazy, huh? Now imagine being 10 years old and figuring that out.
Marvel also has a very unique identity. They try very hard to keep their universe ‘real’. It’s gritty, dark, and cutting edge. They want the world their characters operate in to emulate ours as much as possible. For example, they tied Spidey in to 9/11 and more recently had President Obama team up with him. It’s very attractive in your teens as you learn about the world you live in.
So I grew up Marvel all the way.
Over the years, my fandom began to fade. As I got into my 20s, a pattern began to emerge. A pattern that’s hard to see when you’re new into comics. Basically, about every five years or so Marvel likes to throw in the towel and start over. Everything old is new again. Storylines are rehashed, characters are revived from the dead, plotlines are redone, or villains reappear for yet another final battle. That’s OK. Really. I want young readers to feel what I felt about comics when I was growing up. And for the most part, Marvel did a great job of these re-launches. Most times, they stayed pretty true to the origin of the characters or they found a modern reinvention that made sense.
The best example of this technique is the Ultimate line. Again, a brief explanation. Ultimate Marvel’s premise is to imagine that there has never been a Marvel comic before. In other words, they do Spidey and X-Men and Avengers but they redo them from square one. In the case of Spidey, they very faithfully started Peter over from the beginning. They made him a little more emo than originally, but they didn’t have emo in the 1960s. It made sense. The X-Men got a more intense overhaul with Storm becoming a mall girl and Colossus becoming a Russian mobster. But that seemed to work to.
Skip ahead to 2006 and Civil War. Civil War in concept was one of Marvel’s best ideas of all time. The premise of the 7 issue mini-series was that the government wanted to pass a super-hero registration act. This decision split the heroes. So instead of hero vs. villain, it was hero vs. hero and both sides held to what they saw as legitimate beliefs. On one side, Iron Man supported the law and on the other, Captain
So, here it is, the moment I stopped growing up Marvel. Civil War #7 featured the final showdown of the rebel forces under Cap. As the battle raged on in
For my money, this is bar none the worst event in the history of Marvel Comics. First of all, Cap is the epitome of a soldier. He has fought in World War 2 all the way through Civil War. He’s fought in Secret Wars, Kree/Skrull wars, and a hundred other major conflicts. If anyone knows the consequences to war, it’s Cap. That means that going into Civil War, deciding to take up arms against Iron Man, he already calculated the costs. That would have to be part of his decision. If he was resolute enough to begin the engagement, he would not give up on that conviction at the very moment of victory. This brings up another point. The war was about to end. The damage was about to be over. Iron Man was at Cap’s feet. So the conclusion that the cost was too high is meaningless since the worst of it was already behind him. This is an absurd twist of character to service upcoming events. It’s a betrayal of the character and the ideas he represented to perpetuate conflict.
That’s just part of my complaint. That’s just the ruination of Captain
In the early 1980s, Chris Claremont and John Byrne defined the X-Men with “Days of Future Past”. In that story, the government comes to round up the mutants. Not only do the mutants fight back, so do the major heroes of the Marvel Universe. That defined the moral supremacy of our heroes and reasserted the inherent evil of oppressive rule. Now, over two decades later, the Marvel Universe has completely reversed course. The dark future is not only upon them, but the heroes are part of it. They don’t resist, they actively fight for it.
Oh, and also, if you disagree with your government, not only should you be jailed, as Cap was, but you should be shot, too, as Cap subsequently was.
I haven’t gone back very much. I own Civil War #1-6 but refused to pay money for #7. I have read some comics from Marvel, such as Old Man Logan or the Twelve. But those books are not in continuity. I will probably go back some day. Maybe not until the current editorial staff is gone. But some day. I love the characters way too much.
What’s my substitute? That’s a whole other blog. I’ll say this: I read as many or more titles than I ever have, be they single issue monthly books or trade paperbacks.
I want to end by saying that the purpose of this blog is not to sway anyone’s opinion on Marvel Comics. I have a life long love. In fact, I wouldn’t be so upset otherwise. If I didn’t care, it wouldn’t bug me so much. I also firmly believe that the current Dark Reign concept is fantastic and am interested in where they take it. Just from a distance is all. They have great creative teams and great product. I don’t want this blog to be about me shoving my opinion in your face. I just want it to be stories about me or Paradox and this is one that is squarely on my mind as a comic lover and a comic retailer.
In fact, I can remember being a kid and getting opinions shoved in my face. I hated it then and I hate it now. So please take it for what it is. Oh, and I’ll tell you about being a kid reading comics in
The record streak will continue. I know that much. I’m planning to catch Bruno and the new Harry Potter flick in the near future. I’ll definitely have something to say about Brett Favre, possibly by next week.
Thanks for your attention. Again, please let me know what you think. I’m pretty happy with the way this is developing. I’m feeling like I’m finding myself here as I go along. Each week’s posting has felt like a little improvement over the last. Going back and reading the first already seems silly.